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"I've tried being other people, but myself suits me the best.

chris - carson - kurt - russel - alex and conner - the little leftover witch

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redbullandcupcakebatter: eatfoodzap: gerdisagaynerd: poisonstatic: werard-gay: iliveinafairytaleromance: loveispure-cassandra: tornapartkid: darlingareyousatisfied: sophstack: smallenoughtoputinyourpocket: jessiestuart: thatshortstackkid: sowrapyourlipsaroundtheselies: jackthegaylordbarakat: cherylmcminorrr: supdoebrobro: ijustwanttofuckthisburrito: carcrashhearttt: thisworldisover: My algebra 2 book. oh, yeah, my math skills are just going to destroy him. 8| I can’t lift the dresser! D: A mirror.. he’d see himself and die because it’s just so ugly. my pillow and remote.. o.o My duvet. Suppose I could hide under it… My Hiarband? Seriously ?  empty lemonade bottle? tell alex gaskarth i loved him.  my ipod a box of tissues? fml Bradie i loved you <3  BAHAHAH MY FRIDGEE YOUR GOING DOWN VOLDEMORT >=D  A POSTER? a speaker. well that wont do much.  The fly spray? ahahahh  my PJ’s hell yea!? It’s pointing to my mum… FUCK THE WORLD, I’M HARRY POTTER! OH MY GOD^^^^^^^ oh and, empty bag of oreos. well fuck. A seltzer bottle? With seltzer in it.  A wall. Come at me, Lord Voldemort. A pen. IT’S MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, BITCHES! OH GOD HICCUP, SAVE ME! GO, LITTLE KITTEN! GNAW HIM TO DEATH! Or, you know, keep sleeping on my foot… MY COUCH how tho do I hit him with it?

redbullandcupcakebatter:

eatfoodzap:

gerdisagaynerd:

poisonstatic:

werard-gay:

iliveinafairytaleromance:

loveispure-cassandra:

tornapartkid:

darlingareyousatisfied:

sophstack:

smallenoughtoputinyourpocket:

jessiestuart:

thatshortstackkid:

sowrapyourlipsaroundtheselies:

jackthegaylordbarakat:

cherylmcminorrr:

supdoebrobro:

ijustwanttofuckthisburrito:

carcrashhearttt:

thisworldisover:

My algebra 2 book. oh, yeah, my math skills are just going to destroy him. 8|

I can’t lift the dresser! D:

A mirror.. he’d see himself and die because it’s just so ugly.

my pillow and remote.. o.o

My duvet. Suppose I could hide under it…

My Hiarband? Seriously ?

 empty lemonade bottle? tell alex gaskarth i loved him.

 my ipod

a box of tissues? fml Bradie i loved you <3

 BAHAHAH MY FRIDGEE YOUR GOING DOWN VOLDEMORT >=D

 A POSTER?

a speaker. well that wont do much.

 The fly spray? ahahahh

 my PJ’s hell yea!?

It’s pointing to my mum…

FUCK THE WORLD, I’M HARRY POTTER!

OH MY GOD^^^^^^^

oh and, empty bag of oreos. well fuck.

A seltzer bottle? With seltzer in it. 

A wall. Come at me, Lord Voldemort.

A pen.

IT’S MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, BITCHES!

OH GOD HICCUP, SAVE ME!

GO, LITTLE KITTEN! GNAW HIM TO DEATH!

Or, you know, keep sleeping on my foot…

MY COUCH

how tho

do I hit him with it?

(Source: regblack)


  1. withlovefromfeona reblogged this from feonaloveshmm
  2. demonfeathers reblogged this from nightmareloki and added:
    A lamp. Yes, I will use the power of electricity to confuse him long enough for me to escape! Oh wait, he grew up in a...
  3. lachoot reblogged this from symphonicphilosophy and added:
    Lamp and a bottle of glue…hmmm…
  4. symphonicphilosophy reblogged this from stay-close-to-me
  5. tohavenothing reblogged this from coffeeandsluts
  6. believe-follow-your-dreams reblogged this from cat-0rgasm
  7. cat-0rgasm reblogged this from kyrakyraxoxo
  8. kyrakyraxoxo reblogged this from ohvoldemort and added:
    umm.. a couch.. i can make this work!
  9. korenaphotos reblogged this from nekobakaz and added:
    SLINKY ATTACK!!!
  10. astudyintrenchcoats reblogged this from foxdenofiniquity and added:
    DEODERANT! Oh yeh! try killing me when you can’t see fool!
  11. keepallyourmiseryx3 reblogged this from getgrylld and added:
    my mug? bring it on.
  12. getgrylld reblogged this from taylourtechnicolour and added:
    a wall. i can work with this.
  13. taylourtechnicolour reblogged this from sh--pcat and added:
    a bag of pistachios. fuck.
  14. morgrbts reblogged this from distorted-reflection
  15. blamesynapse reblogged this from cdcness and added:
    The… Television…? But that’s exactly where Voldemort’s gonna come from…
  16. ancientdragons reblogged this from soullesskisser and added:
    Ear Care Antiseptic. I’m dead.
  17. uncivilized-gar reblogged this from soullesskisser and added:
    It’s pointing at my thumb. My thumb is going to protect me?
  18. soullesskisser reblogged this from consultingtimelady and added:
    CHUPA CHUPS BUBBLEGUM! Oh snap, I’m dead
  19. gr33ko reblogged this from deliberatelytwisted and added:
    I suffocate him with two blankets.
  20. hammyful reblogged this from stupid-lemon-eater and added:
    a pile of coasters.. really? oh dear. It was nice knowing you guys
  21. theclosetdoor reblogged this from zeebadeeba and added:
    have something to mop up the blood with…
  22. that-wallflower reblogged this from motherfickle and added:
    I have a lamp. Okay then.
  23. zeebadeeba reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    PAM Cooking Spray. I can work with this.
  24. lacierva reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    My dirty socks… Yes! I’ll pwn him!!
  25. fckyeahitslauren reblogged this from coffeegleek and added:
    An air purifier. Yep. I’m dead.
  26. coffeegleek reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    An empty, plastic, grocery store sushi container. I’m screwed! Oh wait, there is also a pair of disposable chopsticks &...
  27. decipheringdiedre reblogged this from rory-flanagangsta and added:
    Get ready for this epic pillow fight, Voldie!
  28. rory-flanagangsta reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    Chapstick. Oh shit.
  29. iwillburntheblogoutofyou reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    Headboard… Maybe I save myself by seducing him? (Joe Walker-mort: fuck yes.)
  30. motherfuckingcaw reblogged this from chrith-c and added:
    IT’S POINTING AT THE AIR. FUCK I’M SCREWED.
  31. motherfickle reblogged this from extractofinsanity and added:
    My guitar. Do you think I can conqure his heart like Harry conqured the dragon’s with his guitar?
  32. imtryingtobespontaneous reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    ARIZONA TEA! I CHOOSE YOU!
  33. themonsterinmyeyes reblogged this from rhilex and added:
    Couch Cushion? PILLOW FIGHT!
  34. lordofmisrule reblogged this from jo-mason
  35. aworldforall reblogged this from chrith-c
  36. extractofinsanity reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    Hand sanitizer. Well damn.
  37. rhilex reblogged this from jo-mason and added:
    BIRDSEED. SOUNDS LEGIT.
  38. jo-mason reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    …my tablet? o_O
  39. whovianllamagleekstruckerdani reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    BEN AND JERRYS POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT MY ICE CREAM VOLDY……actually no…get your...
  40. chrith-c reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    MY COUCH how tho do I hit him with it?
  41. redbullandcupcakebatter reblogged this from eatfoodzap and added:
    OH GOD HICCUP, SAVE ME! GO, LITTLE KITTEN! GNAW HIM TO DEATH! Or, you know, keep sleeping on my foot…
  42. jsloan89x reblogged this from regblack